None of these things will happen if you speak English badly.

If you try to speak English and make a mistake, none of these things will happen:

• No one will point and laugh at you
• You won't lose your job.
• The townspeople won't chase after you with torches.
• You won't be locked up and thrown in jail.
• The love of your life won't dump you.
• You won't be permanently banned from speaking English ever again.

In fact, chances are no one will even notice.

Just a friendly reminder not to take yourself too seriously. We all need that at times, don't you think? :)