English Lessons

English Lesson: I hope we can still be friends.
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You're breaking up with a guy that you've been dating for a few months. You like him, but you're not attracted to him romantically. You want to break up with him without hurting his feelings, so you say this.

English Lesson: You know how you were talking about Coldplay coming to town? Well, ta-da!
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You bought concert tickets for you and your girlfriend. You want to surprise her a little, so you tell her about the tickets this way.

English Lesson: Restricted area: Do not enter.
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You're in an airport. There's a closed door with a sign on it. The sign says this.

English Lesson: I can't put up with their incessant bickering.
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Your roommate and her boyfriend argue a lot. It's really annoying. You complain about it this way to a friend.

English Lesson: I got a flat.
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You were late for work this morning because you had trouble with one of the tires on your car. You're explaining to your boss why you're late.