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“Monica's been growing increasingly disruptive in class over the past few weeks.”
You're a teacher. You're talking to the parents of one of your students, who talks loudly to her friends during your lectures. You say this.
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“Nah, she's way out of my league.”
A friend suggests that you ask out a girl that you have a crush on. You think she's too pretty and doesn't like you in that way.
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“What part of "no foam" do they not understand?”
You ordered a latte at a coffee shop but asked for no foam on it. The barista gave you a latte with foam. You're annoyed, so you're complaining to your friend.
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“I just skinned it a little.”
You fell down on the stairs and hurt your knee. Your girlfriend is worried, so you're reassuring her.
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“There's one little patch that never seems to grow in.”
A friend asks if you've ever tried to grow a beard. You've tried, but it didn't look good. You're explaining why you stopped trying.
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